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Nov 25, 2014

Turkey for Matt,Turkey for Brendan. Let's eat turkey legs but not the tendon. Love to fry the turkey & let it boil. Just don't spill the fire-y oil. Eat that turkey & potato mash. Sit down next to a star from "Crash". Turkey lurkey doo & turkey lurkey dap

Nov 18, 2014

Emcees Matt & Brendan are pleased to poll the crowd and Uber around the city w/ giant posters bearing their likeness. Sensing a sexual hippie vibe inspires belly laughs & Imaginary waffles. Also: crop duster revenge & cash envelope tug of war.

Nov 11, 2014

Once upon a time Matt & Brendan walked dogs near Bountiful Peak(s) when they saw millions of beautiful, sparkling chesticles of all shapes & sizes. Rows of cabbages were everywhere. M&B squinted at what they thought was movement among the cabbage leaves.

Nov 4, 2014

Matt & Brendan's 21st Amendment: Hot Toddy. Preserving a moment in time proves costly at Target. Judging a chili contest becomes tough for those w/kind buds of the taste variety. Debit roulette could provide a financial windfall for one legendary lawman.